megaloo:

#KAYLEE ILU #i could write essays on how great kaylee is and how her love of frilly dresses and strawberries and engines and sex are all totally compatible and awesome #no wrong way to be a girl

#the women of firefly are so perfect #river: frail unstable genius girl WHO KICKS YOUR ASS #inara; the ‘whore’ who flips on edge everything most’d normally think about a whore and is beautiful inside and out #zoe: fierce warrior and soldier who wants to be a mother someday #WHERE ARE YOUR LADY TROPE GODS NOW???

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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39 minutes ago 366,044 notes

blacksquares:

what the fucking HELL is going on with heterosexuals

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46 minutes ago 92,413 notes
friend: a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection.

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47 minutes ago 503 notes

effyeahtravis:

I don’t think people with suicidal tendencies get enough credit for not acting on their suicidal thoughts, whether a person has survived the urge to end their life or if they’re still fighting to come out on the other side. When someone has a physical illness, such as cancer, and they are able to beat the virus, there is celebration. I believe suicidal survivors should celebrate also. Congratulations on another day and, please, keep on fighting.

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47 minutes ago 1,846 notes

imsirius:

make me choose: Natasha Romanoff or Maria Hill (for Monz)

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52 minutes ago 15,067 notes

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52 minutes ago 330,614 notes

jeremysaffer:

Ash Costello of New Years Day as Harley Quinn by Jeremy Saffer

prints (signed by ash) available at store.jeremysaffer.com

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1 hour ago 500 notes

mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

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2 hours ago 330,485 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

i-am-notoceratops:

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

THIS IS A SHOW FOR CHILDREN

^^^lmao no it’s not.

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2 hours ago 182,783 notes

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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2 hours ago 310,536 notes

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

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2 hours ago 389,342 notes

gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

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3 hours ago 224,331 notes

titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

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3 hours ago 29,762 notes

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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